reddevilleanne
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:23 pm Post subject: Man Utd Team Chants: |
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MANCHESTER UNITED TEAM CHANTS
Keano's magic
Oh, Keano's f***ing magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw Old Trafford
He said, `I fancy that'
He didn't sign for Arsenal
Or Blackburn 'cos they're s***e
He signed for Man United
'Cos they're f***ing dynamite
You are my Solskjaer
(To the tune of `You are my Sunshine)
You are my Solskjaer
My Ole Solskjaer
You make me happy
When skies are grey
And Alan Shearer
Was f***ing dearer
So please don't take
My Solskjaer, away
Paul Scholes
(To the tune of `Kumbayah)
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
He scores goals m'lord, he scores goals
Paul Scholes, he scores goals
Ryan Giggs
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs
Running down the wing
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs
Running down the wing
Feared by the Blues
Loved by the Reds
Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs, Ryan Giggs
Drink, drink
(To the tune of `Lord of the Dance)
Drink, drink wherever you may be
We are the drunk and disorderly
And we don't give a s***, and we don't give a f***
We're going home with the European Cup!
Poor little Scouser
He's only a poor little Scouser
His face is all battered and torn
He made me feel sick
So I hit him with a brick
And now he don't sing anymore
I yi yippie!
Singing i yi yippie yippie i
Singing i yi yippie yippie i
Singing i yi yippie, i yi yippie
I yi yippie yippie i
If you all hate Scousers clap your hands
If you all hate Scousers clap your hands
If you all hate Scousers, all hate Scousers
All hate Scousers clap your hands
In your Llverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You look in the dustbin for something to eat
You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You s*** on the carpet, you p*** in the bath
You finger your grandma, and think it's a laugh
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
You speak in an accent exceedingly rare
You wear a pink tracksuit and have curly hair
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
In your Liverpool slums
Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick
You can't get a job 'cos you're too f***ing thick
In your Liverpool slums
We're the best behaved supporters in the land
We're the best behaved supporters in the land
We're the best behaved supporters in the land
We're the best behaved supporters
Best behaved supporters
Best behaved supporters in the land (when we win!)
We're a right bunch of B****rds when we lose
We're a right bunch of B****rds when we lose
We're a right bunch of B****rds
Right bunch of B****rds
Right bunch of B****rds when we lose
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over Maine Road tomorrow
And s*** on the B****rds below, below
s*** on, s*** on
s*** on the B****rds below, below
s*** on, s*** on
s*** on the B****rds below
One song
One song
You've only got one song
You've only got one song
(Directed at Leeds United)
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