FREE Delivery on all electricals: Click here Welcome Guest. Please login or register for full access to the forum. Never mess with a woman! Click here to display links and pictures          ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone View previous topic  View next topic  Author Message ~~debbydo~~ Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 19689 Location: Hertfordshire Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:43 pm    Post subject: Never mess with a woman!   A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it. After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. 'How would you like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days?'..... The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said, 'That would suit me just fine!!' Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye. Back to top   dizzy41 Joined: 21 Oct 2004 Posts: 2191 Location: Ohio,USA Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Feb 26, 2008 9:01 pm    Post subject:   wow Back to top   rob_667minus1 Joined: 17 Jan 2006 Posts: 2023 Location: North Wales Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 3:44 pm    Post subject:   hmm.. not nice :( Back to top     Click here to reply to this message        ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone Page 1 of 1 Powered by phpBB Search Engine Indexer Powered by phpBB Group