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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:44 pm Post subject: PASTOR LIES |
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A pastor in my village caused a stir on Sunday when he conducted an opinion poll to determine who between men and women lied more. Of those polled, 157 out of a congregation of 226 said men were more adept at the art of deception than woman. Retired Archdeacon Peter, astonished worshippers at the St. James ACK church, when he asked them to close their eyes and vote by a show of hands. When the results were read out the church roared into laughter. The pastor started his sermon by saying though women were associated with the Biblical scheming of Eve; men’s treachery had far surpassed that of women. The pastor who was the guest preacher said men were notorious for insincerity, which was to blame for the many ills afflicting the society. He asked them to mend their ways.
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:35 am Post subject: |
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| Ok now thats funny!! :laughing5: |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 1:51 pm Post subject: |
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Guese wat, after the mass, his cellphone rung, when he picked it to answer, he said, "Oh darling, that is yo, I miss yo. (hesitation)...ok ..(hesitation). 'Oh i cant mek it for dinner today. I'm going to (he turned away from us en), 'to pray for sister Jane en I will be late." He hunged en said, "Women!!! They cant let a man have......"
Amen!!!! En may the word of God continue!!! I will drink to that :occasion5: :occasion5: |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 2:56 am Post subject: |
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| i will read this 2moror when i am sober bye my darlings! |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Nov 01, 2004 11:59 am Post subject: |
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| Ha ha ok then hun! |
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