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Mullin



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:51 pm    Post subject: Spell L-O-V-E  

A man came in to heaven and God wanted to go on a vacation so he asked the man to take over while he was away. God told the man to give everyone a test before letting them into heaven. God leaves and a man comes floating up and says, ''Please let me in to heaven.''
The other man says, ''I have to give you a test first.''

The man coming into heaven says, ''Oh jeez I'm not too good at tests!''

The other man says, ''Spell LOVE'' The man spells it, and he is let into heaven.

Then a woman comes floating up and says, ''Please let me into heaven,'' and the man replies, ''Only if you pass this test.''

The woman says, ''Oh no, I'm not very good at tests.''

The man says, ''Your test is to spell LOVE.''

She spells it correctly, and is let into heaven.

The next person that comes floating up is the man's wife. She says, ''OK honey, let me in to heaven.''

The man says, ''I have to give everyone a test before I let them in to heaven.''

She says, ''OK, make it an easy one!!!''

Then the man says, ''Spell Hemorrhoid.''

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Macs34



Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 8:35 am    Post subject:  

Thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would think aboout that in future.
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 9:33 am    Post subject:  

What it you happen to be looking after heaven for god macs? :lol:
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Macs34



Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Nov 03, 2004 3:40 pm    Post subject:  

heee, "(shy a bit en thinking)"
"laughing to himself"

for sure, I would be asking a question like, wat was the best thing she he forget to do? Then I would tell them to go back en. :roll: I gues this doesnt work does it?
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