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Mullin



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge

Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:46 pm    Post subject: Barnyard Poem  

The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were alone
Just she and I
Her hair was brown
Her eyes were too
I knew just what
She wanted to do
So with my courage
I did my best
And placed my hand
Upon her breast
I trembled and shook
And felt her heart
Slowly she spread
Her legs apart
I knew she was ready
But I didn't know how
It was my first try
At milking a cow

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ukevents



Joined: 15 Dec 2003
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Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 6:27 am    Post subject:  

:shock:
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ash_the_minx



Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!

Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:06 am    Post subject:  

I remember reading that years ago, its quite funny!!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 4:25 pm    Post subject:  

Well I chuckled when i heard it!!
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