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Mullin



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge

Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 11:27 am    Post subject: The Love Dress  

A woman goes over to her married son's house and walks in to find her daughter-in-law sitting in a chair, entirely nude.

The mother-in-law said, “What the hell are you doing?� “I'm wearing my love dress,� responds the daughter-in-law, “We haven't made love in a while, so I wore it.� So the mother-in-law says, “Hm, maybe I should try that.�

She goes home and her husband wasn't home yet, so she undressed. Two hours went by and finally she heard her husband's car. He walks in the front door and says, “What the f*** are you doing?� “I'm wearing my love dress,� says the wife. “Well,� responds the husband, “it needs to be ironed.�

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Macs34



Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya

Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 5:01 pm    Post subject:  

And really with a hot iron box!!!!!! :smt068
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 9:32 am    Post subject:  

:lol:
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Macs34



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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:33 pm    Post subject:  

:smt020
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~~debbydo~~



Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 5:52 pm    Post subject:  

i will have to remember that when i get wrinkly ... :smt005
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Macs34



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Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 6:40 am    Post subject:  

~~debbydo~~ wrote: i will have to remember that when i get wrinkly ... :smt005

argh! big macs thinks you arent going to get that wrinkys anyway! :-D
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