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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:35 pm Post subject: Blonde Diet |
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There was blonde who wanted to go on a diet. She went to the doctor and asked for his advice. He said that she was going to go on a diet for three days
"Eat anything and everything you want for the first two days of your diet. Then skip the third day."
So the blonde went home and ate anything and everything she wanted for the first two days, then she skipped the third day.
The next day she went back to the doctor and he asked her, "How is your diet?"
She said, "Well, the first two days were easy but that third day was hard. Doing all that skipping made me really tired." |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 3:52 pm Post subject: |
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| And that marks the begining of slimming!! :lol: lol! Good one |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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| Ha ha thanks Mac! :D |
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Sealily
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
Posts: 203
Location: Colorado
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:44 am Post subject: hA |
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HAH AHHAHAHAHHAHAHA! WHAT A FUNNY BLONDE DIET JOKE...WHAT ABOUT A BRUNNETTE OR REDHEAD JOKE NOW?
PATTY :lol: :o 8) :lol: |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:54 am Post subject: |
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Sealily
Any chance you are BRUNNETTE OR REDHEAD? :roll: |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 8:38 am Post subject: |
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| No she is blonde! |
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Sealily
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
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Location: Colorado
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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Yea, I'm blonde, that's why I'm not laughing so much at the blonde jokes! HA HAA :lol: 8) :o Why do you ask? I just thought maybe you could think of some jokes for other hair colours.....OK?
See you later...
Patty :lol: 8) :lol: :o :lol: |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Blonde jokes are funny!! |
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Sealily
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
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Location: Colorado
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 2:17 pm Post subject: |
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| Sometimes they are! :shock: |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 3:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Ahh they are if you can take a joke! |
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Sealily
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
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Location: Colorado
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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Jon1983uk
Joined: 12 Oct 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 12:48 am Post subject: |
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lol Good 'un! :D
Though I can never take jokes about myself very well. Y'know, jokes insulting handsome young gentlemen.. :wink: :lol: |
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Sealily
Joined: 25 Feb 2004
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Location: Colorado
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:48 am Post subject: |
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Yes, I know! Well, I can't think of any jokes like that now anyway, so you're in luck!
:lol: |
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Jon1983uk
Joined: 12 Oct 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:55 am Post subject: |
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lol phew! :roll: :lol:
I dunno any non blonde hair colour jokes actually :? Ack, we're all just jealous of blondes really! :lol: |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:45 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah get down on your knees and pray to the blondes!! |
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