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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:27 pm    Post subject: Cinderella Gets Some Ash  

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
''First, you must wear a diaphragm. But if you're not home by 2 AM, your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.'' Cinderella agrees, but she doesn't roll in until five in the morning, looking love-struck and very satisfied.

''Where have you been?'' demands the fairy godmother. ''Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!''

''I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.''

''I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!''

''I can't remember, exactly. It was Peter, Peter, something or other...''

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Macs34



Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 4:54 pm    Post subject:  

Peter "The Rock".......... He rocked her world!!! :smt035
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:14 am    Post subject:  

Ha ha!! :lol:
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 7:27 pm    Post subject:  

huh???
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:52 am    Post subject:  

Whats up chick? dont you get it?
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reddevilleanne



Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 10:47 am    Post subject:  

i dont get it
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 11:06 am    Post subject:  

Hey ho! Nevermind! It is funny once you get it!
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 8:40 pm    Post subject:  

I think I get it!! Im not too sure
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 29, 2004 9:14 am    Post subject:  

:roll:
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