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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:31 pm Post subject: the parrot and the burgular |
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The Parrot and the Burglar
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty.
He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!"
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.
The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot, "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes", said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, then he asked the parrot: "What's
your name?"
"Clarence," said the bird.
"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"
The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus." |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 16, 2005 8:38 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 6:45 am Post subject: |
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| :smt052 |
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~~debbydo~~
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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| ermm i will have to find more .. |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:39 am Post subject: |
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| pliz do! we can do with a laugh! :-D |
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