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ash_the_minx



Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!

Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 12:51 pm    Post subject: How could I repay you?  

How could I ever repay you?


A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's
face was severely burned.

The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin
from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered
to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was
suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and
wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin
came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their
secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the
woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had
before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about
her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome
with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to
thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could
ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the
thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the
cheek."
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Mullin



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge

Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:47 am    Post subject:  

Ha ha that is well funny!!
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Macs34



Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya

Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:00 am    Post subject:  

:smt035
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