FREE Delivery on all electricals: Click here Welcome Guest. Please login or register for full access to the forum. Post a FREE comment about The Native American Clock The Native American Clock Click here to display links and pictures          ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone View previous topic  View next topic  Author Message Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:38 am    Post subject: The Native American Clock   One day, there was a cowboy riding a horse in the desert. He came along this native American layin' naked with a hard-on, so the cowboy decided to ask the N. American, ''What are you doing, why are you layin there naked?'' The N. American replies, ''I'm finding out the time.'' So the cowboy's like, ''Well then, what time is it?'' The N. American replies ''its 12:15.'' The cowboy looks at his watch and thought, "Wow he's pretty good. It really is 12:15." The cowboy continues on a few hours and sees another N. American laying naked on the ground with a hard-on. So again he asks, what he is doing. The N. American replies'' I'm seeing what time it is.'' The cowboy asks him what time it was, and the N. American answered, "it's 3:15." The cowboy looked at his watch and he too had the correct time. The cowboy continued moseying on and he finds a third N. American laying naked on the ground with a hard-on, EXCEPT this guy is jerking off. The cowboy, leans over and asks what he was doing and the N. American replied, "I'm winding my watch."' Back to top   Macs34 Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:53 am    Post subject:   Winding his watch!! My!!! Little me!! Back to top   Macs34 Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:56 am    Post subject:   How on earth did they stack of 12: 15, or 3.15. some thing to do with **.15? Back to top   Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:36 am    Post subject:   hmmmmmmm :? Back to top   ash_the_minx Joined: 04 Jul 2004 Posts: 12159 Location: cumbria!! Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:57 am    Post subject:   just a not rude lol!! :D Back to top   Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:07 pm    Post subject:   Tee hee! :wink: Back to top     Click here to reply to this message        ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone Page 1 of 1 Powered by phpBB Search Engine Indexer Powered by phpBB Group