FREE Delivery on all electricals: Click here Welcome Guest. Please login or register for full access to the forum. Post a FREE comment about Sitting At A Bar Sitting At A Bar Click here to display links and pictures          ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone View previous topic  View next topic  Author Message Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:34 am    Post subject: Sitting At A Bar   A woman is sitting at a bar, enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends, when an exceptionally tall, handsome, sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young man noticed her overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for being rude and staring, the young man said to her ''I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to so, no matter how kinky, for $100, on one condition.'' Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The young man replied, ''You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'' The woman considered his proposition for a moment, withdrew from her purse five $20 bills, which she slowly counted into the young man's outstretched hand. She looked deeply into his eyes and slowly, meaningfully, said ''Clean my house.'' :laughing8: Back to top   Macs34 Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 4:00 pm    Post subject:   Didi he take it? God why are men all the same? Back to top   ash_the_minx Joined: 04 Jul 2004 Posts: 12159 Location: cumbria!! Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:55 am    Post subject:   hahaha good un! Back to top   Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:11 pm    Post subject:   To right!! :D Back to top     Click here to reply to this message        ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone Page 1 of 1 Powered by phpBB Search Engine Indexer Powered by phpBB Group