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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:09 pm Post subject: Hot dog anyone? |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 8:10 pm Post subject: thanksgiving |
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Thanksgiving
An old man in Austin calls his son in Dodge City (Kansas). The
conversation goes as follows.
Dad: Son, I hate to bring you the bad news ... but your mother
and I, we are getting a divorce ...
Son: WHAT?? You can't! What about -
Dad: I'm sorry son! 45 years of misery is ENOUGH!! Now, I am
sick of talking about it, call your sister and tell her! (CLICK)
The son, nearly in tears calls his sister in New Orleans. The
conversation goes as follows.
Brother: Sis, Your not gonna believe this! MOM AND DAD ARE
GETTING A ... A ... DIVORCE!!
Sister: WHAT?!? OH NO THEY AREN'T! You stay put. I'll call you
right back!! (CLICK)
The sister, calls the parents in Austin and the conversation
goes as follows.
Daughter: YOU TWO ARE NOT GETTNG A DIVORCE!!
Dad: Honey, listen -
Daughter: NO YOU LISTEN! YOU ARE NOT GETTING A DIVORCE! YOU KNOW
WHAT? YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING! I'M CALLING BROTHER BACK, WE'LL BE
THERE THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW! DON'T DO ANYTHING! (CLICK)
The father hangs up calmly and bounces his news paper to allign
it to his liking. He looked at his wife and said "Well, they are
coming for Thanksgiving and are paying their own fares, what
shall we tell them on Christmas?" |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:19 am Post subject: |
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| Paaah those pics are sooo cute!! |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:51 am Post subject: |
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No hot dogs for me any more........!!!!!!!!!
and as for the X-max, how about if they say well son, yo mum's hunging herself en i cant do anything about it. If yo dont call yor sis things will realy be out of hand here for me your dad. :lol: |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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| oh my gsoh those two joke things wasnt on the same thing when I did it!!! Tits! |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:48 am Post subject: |
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| Woopsy!! |
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