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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:19 pm Post subject: Pre-Nuptial Agreements |
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A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.
The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy.
"I'll only marry you under three conditions."
"Anything, anything," said the ambassador.
"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our engagement."
Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, "Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!"
The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation.
"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Hamptons along with a 40-acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France."
The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, "Yes, yes, I build, I build!"
The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to.
"Finally," she said. "I'll only marry you if you have a 10-inch penis."
A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, "Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!"
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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| hahah that is wicked!! :D |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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ash_the_minx
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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| everytime i read it i just crack up! |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:19 am Post subject: |
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| Tis one to remember for the pub!! |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:40 am Post subject: |
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Oh wat a bargain!!!
He just got wat he was asking for!!!!!! |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:37 am Post subject: |
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| To right :lol: |
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ash_the_minx
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:56 am Post subject: |
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| hahaha i will remember it for pub! |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 12:08 pm Post subject: |
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| Yeah!! You make make your buddies giggle!! |
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