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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 12:15 pm Post subject: Genesis |
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Adam was walking around the garden of Eden, moping. God asked him, "What is wrong with you?" Adam replied that he was lonely and didn''''t have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, and when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you''''ve had a disagreement. She will never have a headache and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it.
Adam asked God, "What will this ''''woman'''' cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Adam thought a moment and asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:04 pm Post subject: |
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| :shock: |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Ha ha ha! |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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| that is nasty!!! lol! :D |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:20 am Post subject: |
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| Nah it aint it is funny!! :lol: |
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ash_the_minx
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:11 am Post subject: |
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| hardy ha ha ha! :D |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:44 am Post subject: |
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| "What can I get for a rib?" if were God that this was directed to me i would have said, well just be patient...... :D |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:50 am Post subject: |
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| okaaay! :D |
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