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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:55 pm    Post subject: After Great Britains Beer Festival  

After Great Britain's Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided it would be fun to hit a pub in London and go out for a beer.
The first sits down and says, "Hey, SeƱor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."

The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The second says, "I'd like the best beer in the world. Give me 'The King of Beers.' One Budweiser please."

The bartender gives him one.

Another guy says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water; give me a Coors."

The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Guiness sits down as he orders a Coke. The bartender is a bit taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other presidents look over at him and ask, "Why aren't you drinking a Guiness?"

The Guiness president replies, "Well, if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I."

:smt046
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:04 pm    Post subject:  

hahah awesome!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:14 am    Post subject:  

Good init! :lol:
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:06 pm    Post subject:  

indeed!!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:05 pm    Post subject:  

:lol:
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:54 pm    Post subject:  

i dont like guiness tho!! ick!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:23 am    Post subject:  

Yuk neither do i! It turns your poo black if you drink to much :smt078
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:10 am    Post subject:  

I really didnt want to know that!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:53 am    Post subject:  

Ha ha well you do now!! :D
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