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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 2:52 pm    Post subject: Intelligent Quotes  

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," -- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president," -- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it," -- A congressional candidate in Texas.

"I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves." -- John Wayne

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." -- Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." -- Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -- Dan Quayle

" It's no exaggeration to say that the undecided could go one way or another" -- George Bush, US President

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" -- Lee Iacocca

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version," -- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.

"The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein," -- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." -- Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." -- Al Gore, VP

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas." -- Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." -- Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." -- Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman

“If we let the loggers go in and cut down all the trees we wouldn’t have a problem with forest fires.� – George Bush


Some of those are classics!

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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:44 pm    Post subject: Re: Intelligent Quotes  

Mullin wrote: "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff," -- Mariah Carey

shes a bitch and a cow!! god i hate her sooo much!

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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:07 am    Post subject:  

I know! I was well shocked when I read that ! But the Bush ones are brilliant!! :lol:
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 9:19 pm    Post subject:  

If we let the loggers go in and cut down all the trees we wouldn’t have a problem with forest fires.� – George Bush


what planet is he from?
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:20 pm    Post subject:  

I do wonder sometimes! :?
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:18 pm    Post subject:  

planet i have my head stuck up my arse!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:05 am    Post subject:  

HA HA YEAH!
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:03 pm    Post subject:  

wicked!!!! I told all my friends what he said about trees last night and they didnt believe me!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:24 pm    Post subject:  

ha ha they should he is so stupid sometimes!
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:27 am    Post subject:  

Yeah I was watching this thing called Bognor or bust (dont ask me why-thursday tv sucks) abd there are these new machines out now that are like scooters bt you dont have to do anything they move for you and it is imposible to fall off one so what did george bush do fall of it!! and he went to a meeting the next day covered in cuts all over his face lol!! GUTTED!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:15 am    Post subject:  

I so watched that! Yeah you are right there about Thursday TV he is such a twat!!
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:10 pm    Post subject:  

yeah ok!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 9:10 am    Post subject:  

He is though! :shock:
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 17, 2004 10:28 am    Post subject:  

I know!!! I don think any of his conutry like him
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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:38 am    Post subject:  

He is so going to loose the election!
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