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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:53 pm Post subject: Skippy!! |
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Skippy!!
A woman goes to her boyfriends' parents' house for
dinner.This is to be her first time meeting the family
and she is very nervous.
They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The
woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks
to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole.
The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with
no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit
and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone
at the table heard the poof.
Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her
boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been
snoozing at the woman's feet and said in a rather stern
voice, Skippy!".
The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile
came across her face.
A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel
the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She
let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again
looked and the dog and yelled, "Skippy!"
Once again the woman smiled and thought "Yes!".
A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip.
This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip a
fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing.
Once again, the father looked at the
dog with disgust and yelled,
"Skippy, get away from her before she poo's on you!" |
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