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Mullin



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 3:24 pm    Post subject: SPLAT!  

brunette is sitting on a park bench overlooking a railway and a river, she is sitting saying '27, 27, 27, 27, 27'
a blonde walks up and says, 'are you counting? can i help?'

the brunette replies, ' yes thanks, can you go stand over there?... further, further, there!'

so the blonde is now standing on the railway line, when a train comes and... well... you can guess, she went SPLAT! hehehe...

the brunette sits back down on the bench.








'28, 28, 28, 28 28.....'
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ash_the_minx



Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!

Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2004 7:32 pm    Post subject:  

haha gutted!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 10:00 am    Post subject:  

some brunettes can be so evil sometimes :twisted: he he!
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:34 pm    Post subject:  

Yeah thats why I wanna go brown again!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 9:08 am    Post subject:  

Make up your mind! You have only just died your hair again havent you!
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2004 10:05 pm    Post subject:  

yeah i look like cack with brown hair it doesnt match my skin colour! :x
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:13 am    Post subject:  

Dont dye it then snilly! :D
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:07 pm    Post subject:  

but brown is cool!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:06 pm    Post subject:  

nah blonde is better!! :D
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:53 pm    Post subject:  

instead of the lyrics "girls just wanna have fun" it should be blondes just wanna have fun!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:23 am    Post subject:  

Blondes do have more fun!! :D
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:10 am    Post subject:  

i get that!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:54 am    Post subject:  

I bet you do.....lol
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