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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 5:28 pm Post subject: |
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Macs34 wrote:
Ok, this might not be that embarrassing at all but it left me in no choice.
I we went (10 people)to a friend's house for an invitational dinner one day. We ate and drunk to our fill. I might have eaten something that kept my stomach rumbling. I couldn’t hold no longer. I had known this friend's hse in and out so I didn’t need to be told where the loo was.
I rushed in, and in a matter of seconds, I was relieving maself ( sounds of pistols and gunfires were heard all over the house!). Guess where they were coming from! The loo! As I finished mai stunts, I pressed the flashing knob to flash ma filth, Guese wat? No water! And at that moment our hostess shouted, "Hey Macs, sori we ran out of water last week!" Oh God!
our dear!! I would hsve jumped out the window if that happened to me!! :shock: |
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louaze
Joined: 19 Oct 2004
Posts: 501
Location: manchester
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 24, 2004 8:31 pm Post subject: |
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mine is nothin in comparison to that but i was goin tot h cinema and we were orderin food/drinks etc...and i want a fanta....nothin out of th ordinary i hear u cry....wel then th guy behind counter starts tellin me about this offer about popcorn i wasnt really listenin so i jus said no thanks....he then turns to me and what i hear is *the offer is still open* so i reply *wot....no thats ok* what he actually said was *fizzy or still* and i have just replied to him *wot...no thats ok* he is lookin at me as if i am from mars and asks me again but this time i hear him properly and abs p*** myself for about an hour in his face...still havent given him a real answer and m friend has to come up behind me and say *she wants fizzy shes retarded its not her fault*
i hav not been bak to that guy since!! :oops: :oops:
love louaze
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 8:45 am Post subject: |
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| Haha now that is funny!! :lol: |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:19 pm Post subject: |
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| hahaha too right! |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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| I woke up in the middle of the night the other night and flung myself out of bed thinking there was a big spider in the bed...but there was nothing there :oops: he he! |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 25, 2004 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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| It wasnt so bad as it was just Ant i woke up! But it was god knows what time in the morning and he was fast asleep!! |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Oct 27, 2004 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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| oh my gosh!! I remember when me and a buddy were in a tattoo parlour in Plymouth electric ink i think!! I was browsing around looking at tattoos and I saw something move under the counter I looked again and saw a snake,and I hate snakes so I screamed and ran to the door, my friend looked at me as if to say what the f***, so I pointed, she looked and screamed and jumped a mile as well!!! hahaha needless to say I didnt get a tattoo in there! |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2004 9:43 am Post subject: |
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| Uuur that is so weird! Who the hell keeps a snake at work????? |
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twinkletoes
Joined: 04 Apr 2004
Posts: 201
Location: From South Africa, now in UK
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:26 pm Post subject: |
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| I was pouring some red wine for a passenger in first class once and we hit some turbulence. The wine spilt onto his lap.... My moms words suddenly came to my mind ... SODA WATER for red wine lifts the stain. So ....... I got a can of soda water and poured it into his lap, got a napkin and started dabbing :oops: :oops: :oops: |
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twinkletoes
Joined: 04 Apr 2004
Posts: 201
Location: From South Africa, now in UK
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Oct 30, 2004 3:40 pm Post subject: |
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Was in Safeways buying salads at the salad bar and trying to tasete before i put them in the tub DISCREETLY. I absolutely HATE olives but decided to see if maybe i would like them after so many years. Popped an olive into my mouth ..... it was soooooooo DISGUSTING that i instantly spat it out with a hell of a force and the contents of my tummy followed it.
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my sis and I were in another supermarket and she wanted veg. So, we head off to veg section and she asks me .... where are they? I said..... right here... r u blind??? She then says in a LOUD voice YOU KNOW I ONLY USE ORGASMIC VEGGIES :oops: :oops: |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 2:47 am Post subject: |
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| h dear that is embarrasing! |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 31, 2004 10:45 am Post subject: |
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twinkletoes wrote:
my sis and I were in another supermarket and she wanted veg. So, we head off to veg section and she asks me .... where are they? I said..... right here... r u blind??? She then says in a LOUD voice YOU KNOW I ONLY USE ORGASMIC VEGGIES :oops: :oops:
That is classic!! :lol: |
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