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Mullin



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge

Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 3:43 pm    Post subject: A blonde goes to school.....  

Day1:
A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,"We learned how to count up to 5 today mummy. I got up to 10. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 2:
"We learned how to do the alphabet today mummy. The others only got up to E and I got up to S. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "yes dear"

Day 3:
"We learned about breasts today mummy. All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 36DD. Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
Mum replies: "No dear, it's because your 25.
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ash_the_minx



Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!

Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:46 pm    Post subject:  

hahah awseome!
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Mullin



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 9:28 am    Post subject:  

I like taking the p*** out of myself! Me being blonde and all!
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