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Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:00 pm    Post subject: Superman  

David Beckham is standing on the top of a tall building when two guys come up to him.

"Hey David," says one of them. " Did you know that the wind currents round here are so strong that you can jump off this building, float around in mid air a bit and then be placed back right where you started?"

"No way," he says.

"It's true," says the guy. "Look, I'll show you."

He jumps off the building and sure enough after floating around for a bit, ends up exactly where he started."

"That's amazing," says David. "I'm going to try."

David jumps off the building and goes hurtling down to the ground. The two guys look over the edge of the building and see David falling towards the ground. The second turns to the first and says, "You know what, Superman, sometimes you're a real jerk.
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Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 3:23 pm    Post subject:  

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