ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:27 pm Post subject: Pregnancy |
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An eighteen year old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her period
for two months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the chemist and buys a pregnancy test.
The test results shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, swearing and crying the mother says, "Who was the pig that
did this to you? I want to know!
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a
black BMW stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man
with grey hair and impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out
of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl,
and says, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but
I'll take charge.
If a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a
beachfront villa and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be two of my factories and a
$2,000,000 bank account.
If it is twins, one factory and $1,000,000 each. However, if there is a
miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him..."
You'll screw her again!" |
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