FREE Delivery on all electricals: Click here Welcome Guest. Please login or register for full access to the forum. Post a FREE comment about The three little pigs The three little pigs Click here to display links and pictures          ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone View previous topic  View next topic  Author Message ash_the_minx Joined: 04 Jul 2004 Posts: 12159 Location: cumbria!! Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2004 12:52 pm    Post subject: The three little pigs   Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. "I would like a Tango," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy. The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner. "I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy. "I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy. The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert. "I want a banana split," said the first piggy. "I want a root beer float," said the second piggy. "I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little piggy. "Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy, "but why have you only ordered water all evening?" You're gonna LOVE me for this.... Hold on to your seat . At the risk of never receiving e-mail ever again........ The third piggy says - "Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!" Back to top   Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 11:32 am    Post subject:   :lol: Back to top   ash_the_minx Joined: 04 Jul 2004 Posts: 12159 Location: cumbria!! Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:47 pm    Post subject:   i likie it! Back to top   Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 9:32 am    Post subject:   It is good! Back to top   Macs34 Joined: 25 Mar 2004 Posts: 3467 Location: Kenya Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:54 am    Post subject:   Yap!!! 8) Back to top   Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:49 am    Post subject:   what kind of answer is yap! ha ha! Back to top     Click here to reply to this message        ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone Page 1 of 1 Powered by phpBB Search Engine Indexer Powered by phpBB Group