ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2004 12:24 am Post subject: Honey Moon |
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John was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a
little fireside chat. He says, "John, let me tell you something. On my
wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed
them
to your mother, and said, 'Here - try these on.'
So, she did and said, 'These are too big, I can't wear them.'
So I replied, 'Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will.'
Ever since that night we have never had any problems."
"Hmmm," says John. He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So, on
his
honeymoon, John takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here, try these
on."
So she does and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me."
So John says, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."
Then Jill takes off her pants and hands them to John and says, "Here you
try on mine."
So he does and says, "I can't get into your pants."
Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-ass attitude,
you never will." :D |
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