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ash_the_minx



Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:29 pm    Post subject: Posh's heart attack  

Becks runs in early from training one afternoon and dashes to his bedroom to find Posh laid out naked cross the bed huffing and puffing, Becks asks her suspiciously "What are you doing?" She stutters a reply, "I'm.. er, er..
I'm having a Heart attack" "Oh no" he cries in despair, "I'll call an ambulance..."

He proceeds to leg it downstairs, picks up the phone and begins dialling 999. However, he is stopped in his tracks by Brooklyn who whispers into his ear, "Uncle Giggsy is in the Wardrobe with no clothes on, Daddy" Infuriated, he runs upstairs and slams open the Wardrobe. Sure enough, everyone's favourite carpet chested Welshman is stood there starkers.

"You b**tard" screams Becks. "My wife is right over there a heart attack, and you're running around naked scaring Brooklyn."
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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:02 am    Post subject:  

Tee hee... i knew that Giggsy was up to no good :lol:
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:18 am    Post subject:  

ha ha that is so funny!
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:53 pm    Post subject:  

haha I love beckham jokes!!! I despise him so much so I lvoe it when people take the p*** out of him!!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:23 am    Post subject:  

To right, his voice is a joke in itself! :lol:
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