FREE Delivery on all electricals: Click here Welcome Guest. Please login or register for full access to the forum. Post a FREE comment about Man hunt Man hunt Click here to display links and pictures          ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone View previous topic  View next topic  Author Message ash_the_minx Joined: 04 Jul 2004 Posts: 12159 Location: cumbria!! Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:27 pm    Post subject: Man hunt   Sophie and Shirley, two elderly widows in a Florida adult community, are curious about the latest arrival in their building -a quiet, nice looking gentleman who keeps to himself. Shirley says, "Sophie, you know I'm shy. Why don't you go over to him at the pool and find out a little about him. He looks so lonely." Sophie agrees, and later that day at the pool, she walks up to him and says, "Excuse me, mister. I hope I'm not prying, but my friend and I were wondering why you looked so lonely." "Of course I'm lonely,â€? he says. "I've spent the past 20 years in prison." "You're kidding! What for?" "For killing my third wife. I strangled her." "What happened to your second wife?" "I shot her." "And, if I may ask, your first wife?" "We had a fight and she fell off a building." "Oh my," says Sophie. Then turning to her friend on the other side of the pool, she yells, "Yoo-hoo, Shirley. He's single." Back to top   Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:17 am    Post subject:   Ha ha! Back to top   ash_the_minx Joined: 04 Jul 2004 Posts: 12159 Location: cumbria!! Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:54 pm    Post subject:   yeah that joke aint that funny! Back to top   Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:35 am    Post subject:   Yeah it is! Well it made me chuckle! Back to top     Click here to reply to this message        ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone Page 1 of 1 Powered by phpBB Search Engine Indexer Powered by phpBB Group