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ash_the_minx
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:16 pm Post subject: 15 simple rules |
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15 simple rules
For those of you who don't already know, these are the 15 rules that are
in effect in every relationship.
1. The female always makes the rules.
2. These rules are subject to change at any time
without prior notification.
3. No male can possibly know all the rules.
4. If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must
immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. The female is never wrong.
6. If the female is wrong it is because of a obvious misunderstanding
which was a direct result of something the male said or did wrong.
7. If rule number six applies, the male must immediately apologize for
causing the misunderstanding.
8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The male must never change his mind without express written consent of the female.
10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be calm, angry or upset.
13. Any attempt to document these rules could result in bodily harm.
14. The female always gets the last word!
15. These rules are subject to |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:17 am Post subject: |
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| Damn straight! :D |
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ash_the_minx
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:54 pm Post subject: |
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| yep yep! |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:36 am Post subject: |
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| The female of the species is more deadlier than the male! :D |
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:03 pm Post subject: 15 rules |
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| Gosh! I just never knew!! lol! |
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ash_the_minx
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 7:07 pm Post subject: |
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indeed!!!!
MIEOW!! |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:10 am Post subject: |
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| That was a Space song! |
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ash_the_minx
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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| i never knew that! and i think it was a lynx advert as well! |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:12 pm Post subject: |
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| I am not to sure! probably! Serenity were supposed to be playing with Space but they had to cancel their entire tour due to the lead singer being ill!!.......damn!! :evil: |
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ash_the_minx
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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| damn that is harsh if i was ill i still would have played!! numptys! :twisted: |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:26 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah but if you are the lead singer and you have a throat infection.....i wouldnt advise it! :shock: :? |
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ash_the_minx
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:05 am Post subject: |
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| I would have mothed the words instead over music!" :D |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:58 am Post subject: |
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| Nah miming is for suckers!! |
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