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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:39 am    Post subject: Stumpy Legged Pink Dog  

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash the barman says, “Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail, but I bet my rottweiler would beat the heck out of it.�
50 bucks is laid down. Out in the yard the rottweiler gets mauled to pieces.

Another drinker says his pit bull will win but the bet is 100 bucks.

Another trip to the yard and when it's all over there are bits of pit-bull terrier all over the place. The drinker pays up and says, “Say what breed is that anyway?�

The owner says, “Until I cut his tail off and painted it pink it was the same breed as every other alligator.�

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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:39 pm    Post subject:  

hahah when I read the title i was a bit worried!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:15 am    Post subject:  

Yeah me to! I thought it was going to be rude!
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:56 pm    Post subject:  

No i thought it was gonna be discrimitating the poor doggie! :(
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:37 am    Post subject:  

We cant have dog discrimination on this board now can we ha ha!
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