FREE Delivery on all electricals: Click here Welcome Guest. Please login or register for full access to the forum. Post a FREE comment about Got any grapes? Got any grapes? Click here to display links and pictures          ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone View previous topic  View next topic  Author Message Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:34 am    Post subject: Got any grapes?   A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!'' The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartender says no. ''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?'' :smt101 Back to top   ash_the_minx Joined: 04 Jul 2004 Posts: 12159 Location: cumbria!! Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:40 pm    Post subject:   hahaha!!! :D Back to top   Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:16 am    Post subject:   The thing is why would a duck be asking for grapes??? :shock: Back to top   ash_the_minx Joined: 04 Jul 2004 Posts: 12159 Location: cumbria!! Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:55 pm    Post subject:   I know ducks like bread and worms (i think) :?: Back to top   Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 10:37 am    Post subject:   And flies!...i think! ha ha! Back to top     Click here to reply to this message        ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone Page 1 of 1 Powered by phpBB Search Engine Indexer Powered by phpBB Group