FREE Delivery on all electricals: Click here Welcome Guest. Please login or register for full access to the forum. Post a FREE comment about Panda Panda Click here to display links and pictures          ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone View previous topic  View next topic  Author Message ~~debbydo~~ Joined: 18 Jul 2005 Posts: 19958 Location: Hertfordshire Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 7:17 pm    Post subject: Panda   A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, 'Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!' The panda yells back at the bartender, ' Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!' The bartender opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: 'A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white colouring. Eats shoots and leaves'. Back to top   Funkymonk Joined: 13 Jul 2006 Posts: 499 Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:13 pm    Post subject:   LOL. I've heard another version of that joke but it was a bit more rude! Back to top     Click here to reply to this message        ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone Page 1 of 1 Powered by phpBB Search Engine Indexer Powered by phpBB Group