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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:15 am Post subject: Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk |
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> Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk :
> a) Innovative
> b) Preliminary
> c) Proliferation
> d) Cinnamon
> Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk. .
> a) Specificity
> b) British Constitution
> c) Passive-aggressive disorder
> d) Transubstantiate
> Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk ...
> a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
> b) Nope, no more booze for me.
> c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
> d) No kebab for me, thank you.
> e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
> f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
> g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
> h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero
co-ordination.
> I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
> j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.
> k) Look, it would be great to have a shag but I hardly know you and we
will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning.
> l) That girl is looking at my boyfriend but I am sure its just because she
knows him or something.
> m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try
balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off.
> n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that
hedge.
> o) I really believe in prohibition.
> p) I honestly don't think the rest of the city centre wants to see my bare
ass.
> q) No..you are not my bestest mate in the whole world. I've only known you
for a few hours.
> r) I'm sure those young women are extremely intelligent and have wonderful
personalities.
> s) I'm sure my feet would be damaged for life if I take my shoes off and
walk all the way home.
> t) A creamy cocktail followed by 4 shots of tequila....surely that would
be no good for my insides.
> u) Me? go for a pee in the mens room because the ladies queue is too long?
I don't think so.
> v) I'll just have a big glass of water before I go to bed so I don't have
a hangover in the morning. |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 9:44 am Post subject: |
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| Ha ha they are class! :lol: |
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ash_the_minx
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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| I do actually try and say smart words when Im drunk but it never comes out! |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2004 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Ha ha dont we all! |
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