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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:26 pm Post subject: Little Johny answers the questions |
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Little Johnny Answers the Question
Teacher: "Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Listen carefully: Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?"
Little Johnny: "None."
Teacher: "Can you explain that answer?"
Little Johnny: "One is shot, the others fly away. There are none left."
Teacher: "Well, that isn't the correct answer, but I like the way you think"
Little Johnny: "Teacher, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Sure."
Little Johnny: "There are three women at the ice cream parlor. One is licking, one is biting and one is sucking her ice cream cone. Which one is married?"
Teacher: "The one sucking the cone."
Little Johnny; "No. The one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think." |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2004 6:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Ha ha... :smt005 |
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ash_the_minx
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 7:30 am Post subject: |
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| he he ha ha hardy ha! |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 8:13 am Post subject: |
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| Kids are so cocky nowadays it wouldnt surprise me if that was true!! |
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ash_the_minx
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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| I know, I look at my 3 year olds and Im shocked with half the things that come out from their mouths! |
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Mullin
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2004 8:44 am Post subject: |
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| Tell me about it! :shock: |
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