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Mullin



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:55 pm    Post subject: Surprising package  

A man was drinking in a bar when he noticed this beautiful young lady sitting next to him. ''Hello there,'' says the man, ''and what is your name?''
''Hello,'' giggles the woman, ''I'm Stacey. What's yours?''

''I'm Jim.''

''Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight? I mean, right now??''

''Sure!'' replies Jim, ''Let's go!''

So Stacey takes Jim to her house and takes him to her room. Jim sits down on the bed and notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk. ''Stacey, I noticed the picture of a man on your desk,'' Jim says.

''Yes? And what about it?'' asks Stacey.

''Is it your brother?''

''No, it isn't, Jim!'' Stacey giggles. Jim's eyes widen, suspecting that it might be Stacey's husband.

When he finally asks, ''Is it your husband?''

Stacey giggles even more, ''No, silly!'' Jim was relieved.

''Then, it must be your boyfriend!''

Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, ''No, silly!!''

''Then, who is it?'' Jim asks.

Stacey replies, ''That's me BEFORE my operation!!''
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ash_the_minx



Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!

Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:57 pm    Post subject:  

hahaha unlucky jim!
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Mullin



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:58 pm    Post subject:  

lol.......
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Macs34



Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya

Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:14 pm    Post subject: surprising Package  

How sad for Jim!!
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ash_the_minx



Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!

Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 7:08 pm    Post subject:  

:( boo hoo!
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Mullin



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Location: Ivybridge

Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Sep 27, 2004 9:09 am    Post subject:  

It is a joke people! :roll:
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ash_the_minx



Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!

Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 10:17 pm    Post subject:  

sorry HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(getting tired now cos im getting sarcy!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 1:13 pm    Post subject:  

I can tell!! :D
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 7:50 pm    Post subject:  

oi i love my sarcyness!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2004 8:26 am    Post subject:  

You are to good at it! :D
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ash_the_minx



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Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 11:05 am    Post subject:  

why cheers buddie!
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Mullin



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Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 11:59 am    Post subject:  

No probs!! :D
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Macs34



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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 8:48 am    Post subject:  

Always laugh wen i read it~! :-D
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