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ash_the_minx



Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!

Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:44 pm    Post subject: Breakdown service for blondes!"  

In the breakdown lane.

A woman's car breaks down on the Interstate, so the driver eases
over onto the shoulder. She carefully steps out of the car and
opens the trunk.

Out jump two men in trench coats, who walk to the rear of the
vehicle where they stand facing on-coming traffic and begin opening their
coats and exposing themselves to approaching drivers. Not
surprisingly, one of the worst pile-ups occurs. It's not very
long before a police car shows up. The cop, clearly enraged,
runs toward the driver of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What the
hell is going on here?"

"My car broke down," says the lady, calmly.

"Well, what are these perverts doing here by the road?" screams
the cop.

"These are my emergency flashers!" replied the blonde!
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Mullin



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge

Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:53 pm    Post subject:  

ha ha...you love your blonde jokes dont you!
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ash_the_minx



Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!

Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:56 pm    Post subject:  

well us blondes do have fun you know!! :D
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Mullin



Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge

Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:58 pm    Post subject:  

To right!
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Macs34



Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya

Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:53 am    Post subject:  

:-D i think blonde jokes ar fun
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~~debbydo~~



Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19958
Location: Hertfordshire

Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 4:32 pm    Post subject:  

hey you guys i'm a blonde .. :smt005
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Macs34



Joined: 25 Mar 2004
Posts: 3467
Location: Kenya

Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 12:27 pm    Post subject:  

no you are not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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