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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 5:23 pm Post subject: Men & Women At An ATM |
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Men:
Pull up to ATM
Insert card
Enter PIN number and account
Take cash, card and receipt
Go!
Women:
Pull up to ATM
Check makeup in rearview mirror
Shut off engine
Put keys in purse
Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine
Hunt for card in purse
Insert card
Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it
Enter PIN number
Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
Hit "cancel"
Re-enter correct PIN number
Check balance
Look for envelope
Look in purse for pen
Make out deposit slip
Endorse checks
Make deposit
Study instructions
Make cash withdrawal
Get in car
Check makeup
Look for keys
Start car
Check makeup
Start pulling away
STOP
Back up to machine
Get out of car
Take card and receipt
Get back in car
Put card in wallet
Put receipt in checkbook
Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
Check makeup
Put car in gear, reverse
Put car in drive
Drive away from machine
Travel 3 miles
Release parking brake |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2004 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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| haha very clever :D |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 8:18 am Post subject: |
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| Ha ha thats a goodun! |
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