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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2004 11:59 am Post subject: Standing on bugs |
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A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. "That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it. "That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter. Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?" |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 8:20 am Post subject: |
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| Hahahahahaha :smt101 |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Aug 23, 2004 5:58 pm Post subject: |
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| hahah I like that one! |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 8:24 am Post subject: |
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| I like this one :smt043 |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 5:46 pm Post subject: |
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| love the smiley! :D |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2004 7:08 pm Post subject: |
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| I love this one..... :smt035 |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 2:52 pm Post subject: Re: Standing on bugs |
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ash_the_minx wrote:
A boy and his father were playing catch in the front yard when the boy saw a honeybee. He ran over and stomped it. "That was a honey bee," his father said, "one of our friends. For stomping him you will do without honey for a week."
Later the boy saw a butterfly, so he ran over and stomped it. "That was a butterfly," his father said, "one of our friends, and for stomping him you will do without butter for a week."
The next morning the family sat down for breakfast. The boy ate his plain toast with no honey or butter. Suddenly a cockroach ran out from under the stove. His mother stomped it.
The boy looked at his father and said, "Are you going to tell her, Dad, or should I?"
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bacchus
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
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Location: k.e.n.y.a
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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| :smt043 :smt043 that's a good one :smt043 :smt043 |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19959
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:23 pm Post subject: |
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macs glad you found this one ..
its great ash .. :smt005 |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:48 pm Post subject: |
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| left me in stitches ...... :-D thanks |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 13228
Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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| I don't get it.. |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 4:33 am Post subject: |
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| think about what his mum stood on ..... |
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Macs34
Joined: 25 Mar 2004
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Location: Kenya
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:05 am Post subject: |
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| Yes Pingu think!!!! :smt005 |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 6:11 am Post subject: |
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i must try not to stand on cockroaches ...
and i hate them they scare me .. :smt012 |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
Posts: 13228
Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 17, 2005 10:57 am Post subject: |
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| I still don't get it.. :roll: |
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