ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Aug 18, 2004 6:59 pm Post subject: Moths |
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Henry suspected that his wife was having an affair so one Friday afternoon he arrived home early from work.
His wife was lying naked on the bed, but alone.
Henry wasn't stupid and opened the wardrobe door. There was a naked man behind the rail of dresses.
Henry asked him, "Who are you?"
The man hesitated for a moment before he replied, "Er, I'm from the Environmental Health Office. I'm investigating reports of a major moth infestation in this area."
Henry said, "Why aren't you wearing any clothes?"
The man looked down at his naked body and screamed, "THE B******S." |
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