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kennethb
Joined: 26 Oct 2006
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 8:41 am Post subject: |
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Not a pic friends but fu8nny---kenneth
The Ten Commandments of Marriage
Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so is thunder and lightning.
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
Commandment 3.
Marriage is grand -- and divorce is at least 100 grand!
Commandment 4.
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
Commandment 5.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing:
Either the car is new or the wife is.
Commandment 6.
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;
The trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
Commandment 7.
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say.
After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
Commandment 8.
Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook.
But the law allows only one wife.
Commandment 9.
Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry.
That is why wife treats husband like toxic waste.
Commandment 10.
A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished.
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Bonus Commandment story.
A long married couple came upon a wishing well.
The wife leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.
The husband decided to make a wish too.
But he leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.
The wife was stunned for a moment but then smiled,
"It really works!" |
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kennethb
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:22 pm Post subject: |
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Spring`s on the way friends --so did this little storyline--then added some sound effects---kenneth
http://saturn.walagata.com/w/kennethb/LAMBS.wmv |
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kennethb
Joined: 26 Oct 2006
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:35 pm Post subject: |
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Well friends it looks like Spring-----------THESE TWO PICS
TAKEN YESTURDAY---KENNETH
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2007 7:37 pm Post subject: |
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hello Ken ...Yes Spring has arrived.
It is lovely outside at the moment,
I am thinking of walking home from work. |
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kennethb
Joined: 26 Oct 2006
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue May 15, 2007 7:58 pm Post subject: |
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DID THIS FOR A BIT OF FUN FRIENDS---KENNETH
http://saturn.walagata.com/w/kennethb/LILLY_POND.wmv |
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kennethb
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 8:14 pm Post subject: |
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PLEASE FOREGIVE MY ATTEMPT AT SINGING FRIENDS-------I SPENT SOME TIME ARRANGING AND CO-ORDINATING THIS BIT OR FUN----KENNETH
http://saturn.walagata.com/w/kennethb/as_time_goes_by__8899.wmv |
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kennethb
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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When my dear sister went on a week`s vacation---I had her cat Sophie with me---and here she is making herself at home--kenneth
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Acrilic/?action=view¤t=1180803367.pbw |
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ukevents.net
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 9:05 pm Post subject: |
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| That sure looks like a deep sleep |
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kennethb
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:01 pm Post subject: |
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AAAH SWEET MEMORIES OF A CLASSIC FILM
SEE----
THE LITTLE TRAIN USED IN "THE QUIET MAN"-------AND "COHAN`S BAR" UNDER RENOVATION
THE "WHITE--OF--MORN" AS SEEN IN THE FILM
AND THE FINAL SCENE FROM THE CLASSIC MOVIE
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kennethb
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:58 am Post subject: |
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MADE A STORYLINE OF THESE AMAZING PICS FRIENDS--KENNETH
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Acrilic/MY%20PICTURE%20BOOK/?action=view¤t=TORNADOKATHREN.flv |
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kennethb
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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put a few pics together----with a very slow transition between each one then puit a tiny bit of organ music in---kenneth
http://star.walagata.com/w/kennethb/INSIDE_A_CHURCH.wmv |
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ukevents.net
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Welcome back Ken |
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kennethb
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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Thank you friends----Yes no comp for 4 days------got it back tonight-----(NEW MOTHERBOARD AND MORE MEMORY)
KENNETH |
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kennethb
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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This is self explanatory---kenneth
http://saturn.walagata.com/w/kennethb/CURTAINS_UP.wmv |
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kennethb
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:52 am Post subject: |
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Been experimenting with a different sort of animating----well sort of--played a little music behind--kenneth
http://saturn.walagata.com/w/kennethb/ALL_THROUGHT_THE_NIGHT.wmv |
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