~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19951
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Oct 29, 2006 8:37 am Post subject: Didn't Do My Homework Because.... |
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I Didn't Do My Homework Because....
1. I didn't do my history homework because I don't believe in
dwelling on the past.
2. I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad.
3. A sudden gust of wind blew my homework out of my hand and
I never saw it again.
4. Another pupil fell in a lake and I jumped in to rescue
him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.
5. Our furnace broke and we had to burn my homework to keep
ourselves from freezing.
6. I'm not at liberty to say why.
7. I wanted to frame the detention letter you're about to
give me.
8. It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a
toaster, and a bag of frozen peas. You don't want to know
the details.
9. I have a solar-powered calculator, and it was cloudy.
10. I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked.
11. My mom used it as a dryer sheet.
12. My agent won't allow me to publish my homework until the
movie deal is finalized.
13. It's against my religion to do any homework.
14. I was abducted by green-skinned, three-eyed, pig-snouted
space aliens, and they incinerated my homework with their
death rays.
15. I felt it wasn't challenging enough.
16. My parents were sick and unable to do my homework last
night. Don't worry, they have been suitably punished.
17. We had homework?!
18. I see your lips moving, but all I am hearing is "blah,
blah, blah."
19. I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload.
20. I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our
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