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Ishikawa



Joined: 03 Jun 2006
Posts: 1897
Location: Australia

Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:39 am    Post subject: another plane joke  

there are three people on a plane a australian, chinaman and an american. the plane is very heavy and they all have to throw out something that is dear to them. the australian throws out a boomerang, the chinaman throws out a set of chopsticks and the american throws out an active grenade. now down on the ground a policeman is walking along when he comes to a guy crying he asks the kid why he's crying. the boy replys"i got hit on the head by a boomerang". next he runs into a girl lying on the ground screaming. he asks her whats wrong and she says " i got hit in the eye with these chop sticks". finnaly he sees a boy laughing un controlably. he asks the the boy whats so funny. the boy replies " i just farted and that house behind me blew up".
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~~debbydo~~



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Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:40 pm    Post subject:  

LOL...
Thats funny...
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Ishikawa



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Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Jun 25, 2006 7:07 am    Post subject:  

yup
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