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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2004 6:14 pm    Post subject: As I mature...  

I've learned that you cannot make

someone love you. All you can do is

stalk them and hope they panic and give in.



I've learned that no matter how much I care,

some people are just as**oles.



I've learned that it takes years

to build up trust, and it only takes

suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.



I've learned that you can get by

on charm for about fifteen minutes.

After that, you'd better have a big willy

or huge boobs.



I've learned that you shouldn't

compare yourself to others - they are

more screwed up than you think.



I've learned that you can keep vomiting

long after you think you're finished.



I've learned that we are responsible

for what we do, unless we are celebrities.





I've learned that regardless of

how hot and steamy a relationship is at

first, the passion fades, and there had better

be a lot of money to take its place!



I've learned that 99% of the time when

something isn't working in your house, one

of your kids did it



I've learned that the people you care most

about in life are taken from you too soon

and all the less important ones just never go away.
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Macs34



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Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:14 pm    Post subject:  

guese wat I wrote tha first and it appeared as a guest! and now am answering it this is lame! :-D
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~~debbydo~~



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Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 7:17 pm    Post subject:  

macs if you wrote that its wonderful ..
i would like to be reminded of that ...
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Macs34



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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:30 am    Post subject:  

:-D well it has! has it?
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~~debbydo~~



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Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:14 pm    Post subject:  

yes got any more stuff like that
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Macs34



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Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Aug 27, 2005 2:51 pm    Post subject:  

~~debbydo~~ wrote: yes got any more stuff like that

i have learnt that when you want more you get less!
but wen yo get you hav no use for it! :-D


i hav learnt that there are only two faces on the coin; it all depends which side you hav flipped it for yor luck to com!

:smt052

I have learnt that our minds meks us be who we are; poor, rich, sick happy, sad, angry, loving, etc. if i havent mention more forgive me coz that is who i am! :smt069


i have learnt that we can find where to hung excuses,
but still they are excuses! :smt051

.............
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~~debbydo~~



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Tell a Friend Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:31 pm    Post subject:  

thats good macs .. i need quotes like that at the moment ..
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Macs34



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Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 7:04 am    Post subject:  

they are coming darling! :-D argh you cautioned me about calling you darling :lol:
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