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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19951
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:27 pm Post subject: How blonde are you ? |
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How blonde are you?
Repost with your score in the subject next to
"how blonde are you?"
WRITE THE ANSWERS ON PAPER. DONT CHEAT OR ITS NO FUN!
1.) There is a busy street and an orphan is standing on one side of the
road, and the orphan's parents are on the other.
How does the orphan cross the road to get to his/her parents?
2.) There is a 1-story-house and everything in the house is green. The
rug, the TV, the phone, the sink, the bathroom, the
dog, the walls, everything. What color are the stairs?
3.) There are 3 pine trees. If the wind is blowing
north, what way are the leaves blowing?
4.) How many word's make up Webster's Dictionary?
5.) A widow's husband is very ill, and she doesn't
have enough money to pay the medical bills. What can she do?
6.) What do you put in a toaster?
7.) What do cows drink?
8.) If Cingular wireless called you and told you
that you have been on your home phone for 24 hours and they want the
money for the bill now, what would you do?
9.) You have 2 coins in your pocket that make up35 cents.
One of them isn't a quarter. What are the 2 coins?
10.) There are 3 words in the dictionary that end
in -gry. One is angry. Another is hungry. What is the 3rd
word.
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Answers
1.) Orphans don't have parents.
2.) It is a 1-story-house. There are no stairs.
3.) Pine trees don't have leaves, they have pine cones.
4.) 2 words. 1- Webster's 2- Dictionary
5.) Widows don't have husbands.
6.) You put bread in a toaster.
If you said toast,
that is what the bread becomes after being in the toaster; toasted
7.) They drink water. Not milk.
8.) Cingular wireless is a cell phone company.
Why would they care how long you talked on your home phone?
9.) A quarter and a dime. If one isn't a quarter,
than the other has to be.
10.) The third word is what. When I said "what is
the 3rd word", I was stating a fact as in the
word 'what' is the 3rd word.
Scores--
0 missed...0% blonde
1 missed...10% blonde
2 missed...20% blonde
3 missed...30% blonde
4 missed...40% blonde
5 missed...50% blonde
6 missed...60% blonde
7 missed...70% blonde
8 missed...80% blonde
9 missed...90% blonde
10 missed...100% |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19951
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 6:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Ermm I think I'm 60% blonde.. :shock: |
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Ishikawa
Joined: 03 Jun 2006
Posts: 1873
Location: Australia
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Jun 24, 2006 7:33 am Post subject: |
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| well from that quiz im 10% blond but in real life my hair is 100% natural blond |
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rob_667minus1
Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 2030
Location: North Wales
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jun 26, 2006 8:47 am Post subject: |
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| 0% blonde |
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Ishikawa
Joined: 03 Jun 2006
Posts: 1873
Location: Australia
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:53 pm Post subject: |
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| show off |
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GET CARTER
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 1028
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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let keep it even lol
A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack", she cries.
The blond guy rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialling, his 4-year-old comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door.
Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You rotten pig" says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!" |
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rob_667minus1
Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 2030
Location: North Wales
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 1:57 pm Post subject: |
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| i aint a show off im just clever |
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ukevents.net
Joined: 15 Dec 2003
Posts: 2438
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 2:13 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm 20% blonde today... lol |
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rob_667minus1
Joined: 17 Jan 2006
Posts: 2030
Location: North Wales
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Carter! That makes us look stupid? or just blonde guys? |
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GET CARTER
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 1028
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 2:47 pm Post subject: |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
Posts: 20062
Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 11:35 am Post subject: |
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| Ha ha!! |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
Posts: 12159
Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 5:09 pm Post subject: |
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| i got 50% |
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