~~debbydo~~
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sat May 13, 2006 4:05 pm Post subject: In the closet |
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A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom
closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in
the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold"
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball
and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The boy
says, "$500"The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends
like that ... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going To take
you to church and make you confess your greed." They go to the church and
the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes
the door.
The boy says, "Dark in here."The priest says, "Don't start that s*** again,
you're in MY closet now." |
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