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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
Posts: 19951
Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:53 am Post subject: Pleasing women |
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The Italian man says... Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end.
The Frenchman boasts... Last week, when my wife and I had sex. I rubbed her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love, and she screamed for fifteen minutes.
The Jewish man says... Well, last week, my wife and I also had sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat). We made love, and she screamed for over six hours.
The Italian and Frenchman were stunned. They asked, What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six hours?
The Jewish man says... I wiped my hands on the bedspread!!! |
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Cy*
Joined: 12 May 2006
Posts: 1112
Location: new york (expatriated)
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun May 14, 2006 10:41 pm Post subject: |
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| now i'm hungry for chicken livers sauteed in olive oil and smeared with butter. |
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~~debbydo~~
Joined: 18 Jul 2005
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 11:15 am Post subject: |
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| yuk lol |
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Cy*
Joined: 12 May 2006
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Location: new york (expatriated)
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon May 15, 2006 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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fine! more for me then.
*takes debby's serving*
yum! |
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