~~debbydo~~
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Location: Hertfordshire
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:07 pm Post subject: Hormone Hostage |
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Hormone Hostage
The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month
when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very
life into his own hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's
license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or
significant other!!
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's £50.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.
13 Things PMS Stands for:
1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweatpants
10. p**sy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff........And my favourite one...
13. Potential Murder Suspect
Pass this onto all of your hormonal friends and those who might
need a good laugh! Or men who need a warning! And remember:
Money talks...but chocolate sings. Another thing to giggle
about...
My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood
ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.
When I'm in a good mood, it turns green. When I'm in a bad
mood, it leaves a big red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time
he'll buy me diamonds. Here, have some chocolate... |
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