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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 9:51 am Post subject: Next time you get caught speeding |
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Speeding
> A police officer pulls a bloke over for speeding and has the following
> > > exchange:
> > >
> > > Officer:
> > > May I see your driver's license?
> > >
> > > Driver:
> > > I don't have one. I had it suspended for speeding.
> > >
> > > Officer:
> > > May I see the registration for this vehicle?
> > >
> > > Driver:
> > > It's not my car. I stole it.
> > >
> > > Officer:
> > > The car is stolen?
> > >
> > > Driver:
> > > That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the registration
> in
> > > the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
> > >
> > > Officer:
> > > There's a gun in the glove box?
> > >
> > > Driver:
> > > Yes mate. That's where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who
> > > owns
> > > this car and stuffed her in the boot.
> > >
> > > Officer:
> > > There's a BODY in the BOOT?!?!?
> > >
> > > Driver:
> > > Yes, mate.
> > >
> > > Hearing this, the officer immediately called his back up. The car was
> > > quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to
> > > handle the tense situation:
> > >
> > > Captain:
> > > Sir, can I see your license?
> > >
> > > Driver:
> > > Sure. Here it is.
> > > It was valid.
> > >
> > > Captain:
> > > Who's car is this?
> > >
> > > Driver:
> > > It's mine, officer. Here's the registration papers.
> > >
> > > Captain:
> > > Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there's a gun in
> > > it?
> > >
> > > Driver:
> > > Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
> > > Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
> > >
> > > Captain:
> > > Would you mind opening your boot? I was told you said there's a body
> in
> > > it.
> > >
> > > Driver:
> > > No problem.
> > > Boot is opened; no body.
> > >
> > > Captain:
> > > I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him
> you
> > > didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and
> > > that
> > > there was a dead body in the boot.
> > >
> > > Driver:
> > > Yeah, I'll bet the lying b**tard told you I was speeding, as well. |
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