FREE Delivery on all electricals: Click here Welcome Guest. Please login or register for full access to the forum. Post a FREE comment about Hot-Dog Hot-Dog Click here to display links and pictures          ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone View previous topic  View next topic  Author Message Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:01 pm    Post subject: Hot-Dog   Two foreign nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the Mother Superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," she says. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their "dogs." The Mother Superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?" Back to top   reddevilleanne Joined: 20 Oct 2004 Posts: 13228 Location: Nottingham Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:53 pm    Post subject:   Haha! :smt005 Back to top   ash_the_minx Joined: 04 Jul 2004 Posts: 12159 Location: cumbria!! Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:59 pm    Post subject:   oh wicked Back to top   Mullin Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 20062 Location: Ivybridge Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:04 pm    Post subject:   ta! Back to top     Click here to reply to this message        ukevents.net Forum Index -> Jokezone Page 1 of 1 Powered by phpBB Search Engine Indexer Powered by phpBB Group