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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 1:00 pm Post subject: Race Winners |
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A few race horses are in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 16 races, I've won 8 of them!"
Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 20!"
"Oh that's good, but in the last 37 races, I've won 29!" says another, flicking his tail.
At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 91 races, I've won 89 of them!"
The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence, "A talking dog!." |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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| :lol: |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:56 pm Post subject: |
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| wicked |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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| tee hee!! |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Jan 19, 2006 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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| Umm it is a joke hun! |
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2006 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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| I never wrote 'wicked'.. :lol: |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Weird.... |
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