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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 12:56 pm Post subject: A Few Days Off |
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Two bone weary public servants were working their little hearts and souls out. Their department was just too busy for staff to be able take flex. But there had to be a way...
One of the two public servants suddenly lifted his head. "I know how to get some time off work" the man whispered.
"How?" asked the second worker.
Instead of answering, the man quickly looked around. No sign of his Director. He jumped up on his desk, kicked out a couple of ceiling tiles and hoisted himself up. "Look!" he hissed, then swinging his legs over a metal pipe, hung upside down.
Within seconds, the Director emerged from the Branch Head's office at the far end of the floor. He saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked him what on earth he thought he was doing.
"I'm a light bulb" answered the public servant.
"I think you need some time off," barked the Director. "Get out of here - that's an order - and I don't want to see you back here for at least another two days! You understand me?"
"Yes sir", the public servant answered meekly, then jumped down, logged off his computer and left.
The second worker was hot on his heels.
"Where do you think you're going?" the boss asked.
"Home," he said lightly. "I can't work in the dark."
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reddevilleanne
Joined: 20 Oct 2004
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Location: Nottingham
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 06, 2006 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Haha! Awesome! |
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ash_the_minx
Joined: 04 Jul 2004
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Location: cumbria!!
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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| smashing :D |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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| lol......... |
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ukevents.net
Joined: 15 Dec 2003
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 7:13 am Post subject: |
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| :smt044 |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 11:43 am Post subject: |
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| Tee hee! Glad you like it! :-) |
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rob_667minus1
Joined: 17 Jan 2006
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Location: North Wales
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:22 pm Post subject: |
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| kool |
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Mullin
Joined: 16 Aug 2004
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Location: Ivybridge
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| Tell a Friend Posted: Wed Jan 18, 2006 12:28 pm Post subject: |
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| lol... |
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